THE LYRICS:
Well i joined a hangout one day
I was surprised is the least that you can say
Coz right over there, just sitting in a deck chair
Was another girl, with REALLY nice........hair.

Well the guys just thought this was a trick
After all the hangout had gone public
But right over there, just sitting in a desk chair
was another girl with really nice hair.

And then they asked to see her bits
and then they asked to see her tits
and she had them all in fits
coz she just didn't give a shit.

Then one guy realised
It was better to take her by surprise
So he pulled out his dick while he asked to see her tits
And everyone blocked him, coz he gave them the shits

While this was all going on
Another guy thought, "I'll play her a song."
So he pulled out his guitar, but he didn't get too far
"Your guitar's out of tune!" she said, and everyone blocked him.

And then they asked to......

One guy decided that he really must be heard
For this girl was like no other he'd ever seen
So he said,
"ALLO, ALLO, ALLO, ALLO?"
And everyone blocked him.

And then they asked to......